I irrationally hate the 340i’s name. Not because it isn’t a 4.0 but because something about it just doesn’t sound as nice as 335i.

Yeah, even with a very competitive price, I think its going to be a big struggle to get it out the door. Brand means everything for most buyers in this segment. The Genesis sedan is far better than an comparable A4 or 3 at the same price (yes, I know, different classes; I’m only talking about price) but it probably…

...it’s not just you, Aaron...

If you think that’s bad, look at what the starting point for the ZDX was...the ASC Concept

The Tesla Model S. From 362 to 762 hp.

The Tesla is quite similar. 362hp base, 761 max.

Mr. EveryonewhobuysorleasesanewBMWisparameciumbecauseitdoesn’t haveamanuallikethegoodolddays doesn’t understand why someone is attached to their car?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately pictured a drifting Mazda when I saw the GIF.

It’s not to make you say “I want a Chevy Tahoe because the Bears like it”, its to get your mind to remember the brand. For example, why do most people who walk into best buy looking for a tablet or phone just take the iPad or iPhone without cross-shopping? Among other reasons, its the first brand they think of when it…

Why is there supposed to be a correlation? Look at all the fast food companies that support sports teams. Or home renovation companies. Or Banks. Or legal firms. What do any of those have to do with the sport being played?

Because each team commits an equal number of fouls always and its a zero-sum game? If one team commits more fouls, they’re going to get called for more fouls....

Not related, but what’s with all the random Jalopnik posts from 5+ years ago being put in the upper left part of the site where the trending posts used to be?

And you have to make sure that when they’re in the bonus, you don’t cleanly get a rebound without contact and get called for a foul at a pivotal moment in the end of the game where you can possibly take the lead.

It looks like its only available in 360p....maybe non-flipphone resolutions will be available later because its taking too long to upload such a long video?

Yeah, if they can’t connect the dots that the CR-Z NEEDS a K20, I have little faith that a S2000 reboot would be what enthusiasts want.

Yeah, these, the logo projections and the leather vents are all things that are kind of cool. I parked a new Genesis in the dark and when I got it everyone around was looking at the giant winged logo projected by the doors. Tacky? A little, but still cool nonetheless.

It’d probably be a 75-hp hybrid with a massive chrome beak grill.

“Irregardless”....

A better suggestion: move here and get a totally legal R34 GT-R.

Totally. Tears of joy would be less of a smile and not a firehose of tears.