Is this related to the TVR from Blackpool?

Giant clocks are not as unbecoming as having candy tied into your hair.

Finally, something cheesier than Velveeta.

I win!

And you can see 'ol boy clearly getting out of his car.

Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ.

I present to you the Porsche 993 Turbo S.

Would you be in drag whilst on this trip?

All you need is a Kenne Bell package so the blower whine can warn traffic ahead of you.

One "C", brah

Boogie van, hands down. Who needs a hostel when you can have your own room on wheels?

Keep it in the industrial parks, people.

Godspeed, sir.

You weren't kidding about the "overdone" hotel owned by the Panoz Guy. Chateau Elan is the most fabulous establishment to ever be 1 minute off of the interstate.

Because antilag

And your SO won't be able to drive it, so it's all gravy.

If shutting a bridge or tunnel down wasn't a fucking nightmare, I'd be all about some wide open sections across the Hudson.

2000hp???

Y'all said this thing sounds like cookie monster. I want video proof.

Traffic stops would most certainly be more interesting, especially with a turret on top.