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I actually found this rather comforting. Maybe Mt. Rainier will erupt, triggering the PNW mega-quake. I want my apocalyptic death scenario to be a package deal.

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Regarding the suspension of Habeus Corpus by Linconl, you can’t just throw that out in a vaccum. He did so in response to the Civil War starting with Washington (and moreso Baltimore) threatened with open insurrection. On top of that Congress was not in session at the time thus he was forced to act. And upon

habeas corpus for American citizens, one of the only two rights guaranteed in the Constitution

Well, that’s a stupid comment and a stupid way to think, but it’s certainly one way to go. I have no problem with you posting the awful image. He owned up to it. But your urgent need to use one event in someone’s life to judge their entire life’s work is the kind of thing cheap, crummy people do when they’re ashamed

Fair to mention that, although...

Yeah, but that shit was balanced out by some horrifically racist cartoons of Japanese people. 

he and his wife were also extremely pro-choice and still threaten to sue anti-choice groups that use “a person’s a person no matter how small” to encourage anti abortion policies.

Having Wheat Thins at No. 1 is the whitest opinion this site has published since you guys said Pittsburgh, Boston, Portland, and Providence were all better cities than Atlanta.

The most cracker-ass cracker.

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,

Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Is that an Illinois Nazi? ‘Cause I hate Illinois Nazis.

Sweet - more boxing coverage!

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor