I’m a black moderate Republican. I didn’t vote for Trump and never would, but I exist and like to think I make some sort of sense. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s too bad you weren’t selling time shares. Sounds like you could have made a fortune off of that crowd.

I cannot wait for that sweet,sweet schadenfreude when his supporters realize that nothing will change for them. It will get worse.

If we’re still around and the earth isn’t a cinder, I am going to LOVE the looks of utter dismay on the faces of people like this in four years when not only has he not kept one promise but, in fact, made things worse. Through my tears, I will life my middle finger and say “Told you.” Yes, I’m a petty bastard.

i’ve had a pretty shitty life, all of it with two arms - maybe its the extra arm thats holding me back!

Put some honey butter on that waffle, and you’ve got yourself a perfect dish.

all you need to know is that shit is delicious..

Hey there, I love chicken and waffles. Happy to help.

Also fear of losing their jobs. I’m sure Goldman has a very strict policy about any unauthorized employee speaking to the press. One person going to HR and saying, “I saw Betty Goldman talking to that protest group” could mean the loss of that job.

The unfortunate part is force will be met with force and then where do we end up?

Physical violence; there are a lot of whackos out there willing to take matters into their own hands because they feel justified. The thought of getting hit with a rock, or a bottle, or god forbid getting shot is not ridiculous. Quickly walking away from a screaming mob is a pretty rational move, even if they are…

How are you at lifting large, human-shaped Cheetos?

At least they don’t have John Danks

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

[remembers Hawk is still doing PBP on half the games]

[remembers they’re going to be playing in Guaranteed Rate Field next season.]

WHITE SOX ARE GOOD NOW SORRY EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

I’m not working my hardest because I’m trying to reach the highest level.