Not true. Every new fanbase he reaches convinces themselves he’s great and can’t believe they snagged such a great manager. It only takes a few seasons to see the light though. See: Cubs, Reds, and now Nats.

With the number of women he allegedly banged in Chicago, I’m sure he has more than a few sports babies asking when daddy’s coming home.

I hope they continue to troll Uncle Curt for years. Just small digs here and there to piss him off out of sheer pettiness.

These will never stop bringing a smile to my face.

this is correct. As a Cubs fan, it has always annoyed me how successful the Cards are, and singling out a few crappy fans always made me feel better.

Congrats from one anonymous commenter to another!

You poor bastard. If ever I get a HIO, I hope my entire family, friends, co-workers and yes even random deadspin commenters are there to see it.

that’s like saying discovering electricity was no big deal because it was always there, we just didn’t know how to harness it and use it, and yet here we are talking on opposite sides of the Earth (potentially) because of it.

the NL Central is still looking to be the best division in baseball. The Cubs have to face off with both the Pirates and Cardinals. Add in the Mets and the NL is unbelievably stacked.

true, but I was always under the impression that Disney was planning this long before the sale of Lucas Films was final. Before dropping that kind of coin, that would have to have had a pretty detailed plan on what you were going to do with it, and it sounds like the plan from the beginning has always been to do it…

well, yeah. $4 billions dollars is a massive amount of money, even for Disney. They needed to start to recoup some of that ASAP. That being said, I don’t feel like they are cutting corners anywhere here.

this exert was what stood out to me the most as well. it was a direct shot at Lucas for midoclorians, trade talks, etc.

the real problem was that no one watched a single Sox game this year, up to and including Robin Ventura.

Raji may have just saved HaHa’s life. Peppers is a monster of a man and looks about 18 inches taller in that video.

so a $5 game that has released updates for 2 years is asking for a measly $2.50 add on? Jesus people, open up your wallet, clear out the moths and just pay a company that has provided you hours upon hours of entertainment for practically nothing. Or better yet, rummage around your couch cushions for 5 mins and find…

Will Joseph (Maddon) give him a technicolor dream coat for his performance on and off the field?

yeah, I’m well aware of the statistics you point out and I’m dubious of numbers that have no basis in reality (I’m an engineer). Where does 3-5% come from? are Not Guilty decisions counted? are accusations that don’t get prosecuted included? I’ve always wondered what constitutes a “false allagation”. But I digress.

I disagree that an accusation means he’s guilty because there “such few” false allegations. They exist. Not to the extent that MRA’s would have you believe, but they do in fact exist. And I would be lying if I said there isn’t some truly horrific gray area when 2 adults are alone together and really drunk at 4am.…

yes, because the important thing here is that fans can leverage a rape accusation to try and help their team win a hockey game.