Filed to: Trolls trying too hard to troll

don’t forget about the Blues.

that’s highly disingenuous to say that weed “isn’t anyone’s problem”. I used to smoke every day (don’t now because of randoms at work), and knew/know prodigious smokers that take it too far. recreational smoking is one thing, but being stoned 24/7/365 is another and affects your life in a lot of ways. it’s really not…

much like the click bait title deadspin used.

The saddest part is that Dan Snyder pays all those people to comment.

Game 7 has been cancelled due to this ice meltingly HOT TAKE. Even as a Hawks fan, I think you’re reaching a bit here.

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you can’t really be Canadian and be this dumb about hockey. no way

he had 7 emergency root canals in the locker room and returned to a game they were winning in a series they were up 3-0. Mean while, I complain when it's too chilly in my office and the fingers on my right hand get cold from being on the mouse all day.

or even worse, the hawks could have dressed Rundblad

it was awful and inconsistent on both sides. yes, that was a terrible non-call and I would be SUPER pissed if it was the other way around, but blaming the refs is really burying the lead on this. The Hawks were on the PK plenty, and still came back 3 goals with a guy in his first playoff game standing on his head.

*swoons*

you could, I don't know, talk to them about how people die doing stupid things in the house? Initiate a conversation about household safety?

your reasoning seems to be:

I by no means believe I have any semblance of a whisper of an understanding of what's it's like to lose a child.

yes, they are a for-profit insurance company... sponsoring a not-for-profit child safety program. Yes, accidents happen, however preventable accidents can happen at a lower rate with proper education. Education that can not possibly be effectively given in 30 seconds. We're not talking about a single issue here,…

I will 100% agree that they went with a M. Night Shyamalan level twist-ending in order to create maximum exposure and to stand out from the "noise" of the SuperBowl. I will fully admit that it made me very uncomfortable to watch and didn't like it at all when I saw (still don't "like" it, but whatever), but it really…

they're pretty much a roving pack of midget vikings, pillaging everything less than a few feet off the ground, all while stumbling around like drunkards. It's fun.

I'm really sorry for your loss and the pain of your mother, I really am. I can't even imagine. But is there really any way Nationwide could have brought up the subject of kids dying that wasn't either a) trivializing of a massively traumatic event, or b) too heavy for a SuperBowl ad? If they had approached the…

It worked though. I went to their make safe happen website and it was full of good advise about how to add basic protections to my home. I have 18 month old triplets and there was a lot of stuff on there that was very useful, stuff that I never would have found had that add not knocked me on my ass.