everyone hates Bonds, ARod, and Clemens. No one rushes to defend them like you are for Braun. Keep saying you're not condoning what he did. If you want to forgive him for being a world class asshole, be my guest. don't expect anyone else to do the same.

he wrongfully put someone out of a job. I don't really give a shit if the guy eventually became employed again, who knows what kind of hell this guy went through for just doing his job and helping catch someone taking drugs. I don't really care about about the steroids.

very nice list, but mine would be:

you are the reason we can't have nice things.

yes, this has always been common. they are 3 separate races that require different strengths to win, which is why the triple crown is such an achievement. Winning just one of the races is a huge accomplishment, so naturally there are breeders and trainers that have made careers focusing on just one of the "jewels".

yes, let's greatly restrict kids playing organized sports in favor of going to the gym. kids LOVE running/lifting weights for no purpose as opposed to playing games. Or better yet, they can be CrossFit douches! WIN-WIN

Torture is the perfect way to describe that first OT. OH GOD, THE SEASON IS OVER! NO! HERE COMES GAME 6! NO! FUCK, THIS IS IT, IT'S OVER! NO! AHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!