His Twitter handle is actually a reference to his shooting percentage.

Yes, it does use up the charge. That's the trade off, it's more effective at incapacitating stealthily, but has limited ammo.

If I remember correctly, you can use the prod multiple times on someone and they will eventually pass out.

He actually meant "Tactle." as in "Tactleneck":

I'm so sick of the Spurs, I literally will be happy if any team in the West besides them makes it to the finals.

Also, if you're talking about LaMarcus Aldridge, he's 28. Hardly an old man.

"(For reference, a comparatively hulking Ford Explorer has an 18-gallon fuel tank.)"

For further reference, my comparatively mid-sized '09 Altima Hybrid has a 20-gallon fuel tank. Just saying.

I'm in no way defending him or saying I think there's any doubt of his guilt. I was just correcting the comment above me which claimed he plead guilty.

Techincally he pleaded "no contest". While the consequences are the same as if he had plead guilty, it's not the same thing, and isn't an admission of guilt.

He also didn't fly 5 feet forward. His upper body moved about 18", his lower body moved about a foot.

More like if Steph Curry wasn't 185 pounds soaking wet, and DAJ didn't have nearly 100 pounds on him.

As a Celtics fan, I was definitely sad to see him go.

Tony Allen was the single most underrated player on the Celtics '07-'08 Championship team.

I'm pretty sure I can't even do the Paul George 360 windmill on the Nerf hoop atop my door.

Delving into his monthly splits would seem to support this. He got off to a terrible start, shooting about 36% in November and December before improving to a more normal ~56% in January and February. Then he got hurt and missed almost 2 months and has only been back to playing for about 2 weeks.

Statistically speaking, his scoring is way down, and he's missing a lot more shots, but his per-36 rebounding numbers are actually up over the past few years, and his defensive statistics are pretty much on par with his career numbers. An alternate explanation is that he's playing significantly fewer minutes for the…

The only difference between Paul Pierce now and Paul Pierce in his prime is now he has the old man body to go with his old man game.

Brown swirl = soft serve. Brown swirl with flies = poo.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not implying Harden is actually a good defender, just that when you cut together only his absolute worst defensive possessions, he's going to look even worse then is the reality.

Ok, maybe not 11 minutes. But my point is, you can make any player look good in a highlight reel and bad in a low-light reel.

Good point.