To be fair, the Cardinals coaches can't tell you who their quarterback is this year.

I still have a Ben Coates jersey.

There are definitely actual devoted Patriots fans (at least here in RI). I remember being absolutely devastated as a 10-year-old kid when Brett Favre ran all over the Patriots defense in the superbowl and becoming increasingly frustrated as Drew Bledsoe stood in the pocket for ages and then either heaved up a 40-yard…

It seems to me they're simply going back to the iPod naming convention. Every new version of the iPod was just called iPod (until it became iPod Classic)

Because cell phones already generate microwaves. The power levels are multiple orders of magnitude lower than those used in a microwave oven. The only thing different between this and what's in your phone now is that this is smaller and results in cleaner signals.