Sometimes you just need to slam a pregnant woman down on her belly, right? Not sure what exoneration will look like (and I’m pretty sure the unnamed officer will be exonerated) in a case like this.

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…

Why can’t we just forget these gross-ass people.

Amy Poehler is my hero. This story is amazing

The image of Amy going “black in the eyes” is so fucking awesome to me. I love how Tina describes that.

Yeah, that was in Bossypants, by Tina Fey.

This is the best gif I’ve ever seen.

i feel like providing a list of facts isn’t the same as editorializing?

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

She must have been a classmate of Jenna Maroney at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.

Every time I see a headline that starts with “Pat Robertson,” I secretly hope that it will be followed by, “Dies in Bizarre Anal Sex Ritual.”

So we’re just going to ignore the danger this gay student poses by her mere presence before these easily influenced young children?

I know...I was surprisingly pleased by that plot twist.

Well.. at least the school board president isn’t a bigot. That’s something.

cackling aloud at work. #hecangivemeTHEhighvibe

Still would.