You missed Bob's Burgers—duh, obviously Tina's a reader.

like i was really convinced people saying blue and black were trolls and jokesters playing us white and gold people

I'm not sure why Wired has bought into this fucking conspiracy and is trying to tell everyone that a white and gold dress is black and blue.

AND FUCKING STAY THERE!

WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FIRST, YOU MISERABLE BLUESIE? #TEAMSOLIDGOLD

Addendum 497 of the manual says not to date so...that covers that.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

Pretty much.

Unsympathetic laughter gif party!

Woah. That is an AMAZING call.

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

I'd never seen a picture of Naya's husband before

You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.

I love my country.

The phrase "boo fucking hoo" springs to mind.