I am a comedy nerd, and I have been watching SNL since its inception when I'd be left home alone on Saturday nights to babysit my brother while my parents did whatever dinner and dancing parents did in the 70s. And I have to say ... every season and every cast is different, and I can find something I adore about every…

And now for all the family members who clearly didn't lend a helping hand when she needed to quit her two jobs to show up and remind her of that-thing-they-did-that-one-time.

But ask 'em to say "happy holidays" in December & the Jews are killing 8 pound baby Jesus all over again.

Exactly. I have a few friends (and one crazy relative) who have fallen for this crap, too. As a Jew and as someone who considers herself pro-Israel, but firmly in the two-state solution/peace camp, I don't want these people trying to speak for me. My cousin says, "We should take any help we can get..." Yeah, they are…

It's almost definitely as though conservative Christians are using accusations of anti-Semitism as a smokescreen for their own Islamophobia...

It's interesting to me that's almost everyone I've ever seen pull the "IF YOU'RE NOT 100% SUPPORTIVE OF EVERY THING ISRAEL DOES YOU'RE AN ANTI-SEMITIC NAZI" is very decidedly not Jewish. It's almost as though conservative Christians are using accusations of anti-Semitism as a smokescreen for their own Islamophobia...

I hope someone drops a house on this bitch so her own words can be applied to her.

It always amuses me when racists trip over themselves to fawn over the Jews...until the next Jewish conspiracy comes down the pike.

As a non-Jew, can I sign on to second this sentiment, or would you rather I just acted as an ally on this one?

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

They weren't her cats. She and the ex have since broken up. She adopted new kittens.

Why is she angry at electrons? Did someone accuse her of smelling bad? I don't know what to do with the random hashtags.

I don't understand her hashtags. God, I hate hashtags. phuck electrons? i smell good? wtf?

I remember when Oprah did that (tho it may not have been India, she's done it for other places) because my parents and I had felt lazy and had picked up Chinese takeout that day...and I was eating an egg roll. With my hands. In FL, USA.

Just #whitepeople things

ETA: There should be a ban for all white travelers to South/Southeast Asia under the age of 25, especially if they have dreads or hair that appears to be infrequently brushed.

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

I am in no way defending this trash heap, but everyone's acting like this horrible movie just fell from the sky into their laps as if it weren't something they agreed to do.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

Any man who calls himself a feminist immediately sets off my creep alarms. I have never met a male "feminist" who wasn't a manipulative tool.