Not a lot, just the tip.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

And the way her hand just hangs there, in a limp scratching claw, as she cycles through every human emotion before finally resigning herself to her fate.

it's such a journey. you can see the blame shift in her eye movements: first the dude, then her, then the dude again, then the game, then the universe

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

C...BS?

You know what I like? Online shopping. Yeah, online shopping is good.

Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

I can't believe we're standing for this shmiscarriage of shmustice.

After that awesome woman and I get married, we're going to honeymoon in this gif.

And, here's a dramatic re-enactment courtesy of your second cousin's wedding reception:

"Bad Muther Fucker" is a pretty good alternative, Samuel L Jackson has it on a wallet.

Tina Fey is high priestess of everything.

I feel that I would be remiss if I didn't point out that Joanna grew up to become Marceline the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time.

How.Dare.You.