Tanks a lot Rivian

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

No contest. Tesla Model 3.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

PORTLAND

Username checks out.

turns out i dont want to be really cool

And even if that’s true, who cares?

fuck this review. This truck is for people who need a truck, need to tow, plow, or whatever. This truck is for those people who want luxury but need capability. This truck is for people who can afford it, and can afford to work it like the plain jane XL. You know whats more expensive than this truck? buying that XL…

My buddy just rolled up in this, the first one in Raleigh. Paid $3K over.

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

You could have had a C8! 

Honestly I gather most people won’t actually care what the name badge is anymore. They really just want to have a good baby stroller.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Pull up a chair, Raph...

No one wants a small anything to all those complaining that this Ranger isn’t a true small pickup.

Hi. I’m here to tell my Mercury Tracer story. It is not a happy one.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

Yeah, I’ve never seen an SS in person. The only reason GM doesn’t sell many is because most people don’t even know it exists. They’d rather spend all their money promoting their trucks because they have huge margins on those.