Mother. Fucker. Goddamn it. You're right. Ugh.

You have to report on their divorce too, you realize that.

That is a sign of true love. He probably thinks she looks like Zoe Saldana or something.

You (and so many others) completely missed the point. It was suggested that the reason why the Pontiac Silverdome was vacant was because of Detroit's economic problems. The simple fact is that a new stadium was built and the old stadium was left to rot. The old stadium is not in Detroit, and therefore immune to…

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

I will now take this time to plug the fact that I have reviewed this car, and it is wonderful.

Prediction: after eating sandwich #298, Eric tells Stephanie that it's not working, and he wants to see other people. "Other people" turns out to be a 23-year-old Trustafarian conceptual artist who doesn't cook.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.