One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

They're British. I remember when they got dragged on the internet for this.

Yes! The Woman in White and Dickens’s Miss Havisham took this idea and really ran with it.

I have a pretty nihilist sense of humor, and this fails to get a laugh. It’s not ironic, it’s just creepy.

(c) All of the above.

Which is worse?

Hey, Chernobyl was really popular on HBO.  How about some “Acute Radiation Poisoning” themed parties?  You can give all your guests chemical peels if you can’t spring for the enriched uranium. 

The first thing I do after getting home from work is change into either a romantic/spooky floor length white nightgown or frothy 1950s housewife loungewear in pastels with excessive lace and ruffles. It makes my at home chores feel hella romantic, and anyone who has ever travelled with me has commented on how…

i’ve been fascinated with the woman in white trope ever since traveling to mexico and learning about la llorona. i see her as a symbol of the violence that is done to women, a haunting of the conscience for men in patriarchal societies who know they’ve done something wrong and caused pain, but prefer to keep that pain…

09/10/19 Journal entry:

People are still garbage.
Maybe tomorrow?

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

I initially read this as “The absolute whiteness of this guy astounds me.”

I’m happy this is no good. I was afraid I’d have to watch it.

Donald Trump is Now Feuding With Chrissy Teigen and John Legend???

I cant recall if she ever confirmed it but most speculation is that she is bipolar. 

Holy guacamole I just want what’s best for Britney. 

Prezdint Pussy Grabber so offended by bad language. He needs to move out of the Oval Office...like a bitch.

If Britney has Schizophrenia, which I (a random internet blowhard) think all signs point towards...her meds becoming unbalanced and her needing to be hospitalized is unfortunately all too common with that diagnosis and level of psychiatric meds.

#pussyassbitch. That is all.

No, this isn’t ‘just what lawyers do’. Bloom wasn’t a public defender or a career white-collar defense lawyer. She is someone who claims to be a second-generation champion of women and protector of the abused. She offered Weinstein the use of everything she’d learned because having him as a powerful friend was…