He’s more of a blobfish than Ted Cruz, and that’s saying something.

TRUE SCIENCE FACT: President Trump is more closely related to a blobfish than a blobfish is related to a shark.

“Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”

In a related story, Simon Shelton—the man in the Tinky Winky suit who used to dance with the daisies—now just pushes them up: he died today at 52.

Would they PLEASE retire him? Seriously, he does one or two okay to good collections and then multiple ones where it is obvious that he is playing with shape and innovative fabrication but making things that are, to use a French word I think is more encompassing of this, moche.

How did you become an Eagles fan?

Your post is... kind of racist. I’m the last person to defend Saudi Fucking Arabia, but 1) there are all kinds of animal competitions and pageants in the US and Western Europe, from country fair level to national, so it means nothing. 2) you’re referencing a nasty “camel-fucker” slur in your post. And none of the…

I would imagine it’s not especially dissimilar to the Westminister Dog Show. Still problematic, but not necessarily weird in comparison.

Oh, I love me some camels!

Her?

The bloat is real.

TAKE YOUR STUPID STAR

I hope they draw the line at hump implants. Camel natural beauty all the way...

There’s a beautiful bulldog contest in Des Moines every year. People show horses, rabbits, cows, and all sorts of other creatures in 4-H.

You can appreciate the aesthetics of a well-bred (and therefore probably healthier) animal - especially one which was important to your ancient society - but it’s easier to call it…

The second one is so beautiful. The first, not so much.

There is a great joke somewhere in “Botoxing your camel”

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.