If some dude ruined a perfectly good jar of nutella by sticking his junk in it, he would NOT be getting a bj. More likely, a kick in the ass and instructions to go out and buy me more nutella.

I think I am also colored by the fact that I served McConaughey when I was 17, which is even more random than it sounds because I grew up in Northeastern CT. But he came into my cafe one day, and he was super aloof and concerned about being recognized. I am sure that if Matt Damon had walked in, he would have been…

I love Matt Damon so much, that when given the choice between watching him be charming and delightful and watching Matthew McConaughey's abs and pecs, it isn't even a contest.

Look, I don't want to start a fight or anything, but I think we all know that Matt Bomer is the sexiest dad.

I am pretty busty, and I have a friend that is basically the opposite. We always used to joke that low cut shirts on me were slutty, but on her were high fashion.

I could be wrong as it's been awhile and I don't know the particulars of Texas crim law, but I don't think this is manslaughter, and it certainly doesn't sound like 2nd degree. I'm pretty sure that 2nd degree requires intent, which appears to be missing in this case. Also, most crim law codes provide for defense of a…

Okay, can we talk about the fact that there is no way that Sookie's pink razor would be at all effective at shaving off Lala's hair. Maybe it's that I expect TB to have a bunch of batshit crazy things going on, or I expect Lala to know that some (probably dull) lady razor is not the appropriate implement to shave his…

My tried and true method for purchasing delicious wine: 1) enter wine store with some idea of what type of wine I want (what color and characteristics e.g. reisling that is tart), 2) determine how much I am willing to spend, 3) approach clerk and tell him/her the above information, 4) listen to clerks suggestions,…

Inherit the Wind is one of my favorite plays, but I've never seen the movie version. I guess I should check it out. Also, you should tell your mom to assign that kid Summer for the Gods. It is an excellent history of the Scopes Monkey trial, that is also really well written.

Mmmm AFL. A glorious combination of tall men, tiny shorts, and insane athletic abilities.

Fair enough, but two things: (1) I am not a Tim Riggins fangirl. I think Kitsch is a beautiful man, and I enjoyed his characters arc on FNL very much. I am a pretty big FNL fan, which leads me (2) you should not avoid the show because other people are fans of it. It is an amazing show about small town life. It had…

You are not alone. I'm pretty sure that I cried during every scene involving Matt Saracen. So basically my heart was full, but my eyes were not clear.

Look, I don't want to start a fight or anything, but RIgs is one of the most beautiful men on earth. As I have not read the book, I will not comment on whether or not he is good for the role, but if you denigrate #33's handsomeness again, I will cut a bitch.

I think you'll be ok if you honk someone else's boob first, then act all confused, and then honk your own boob. This should indicate sluttiness and stupidity (you couldn't find your own boob) without decreasing vulnerability too much.

Look, I suppose Tom Hardy should be able to grow a beard if he wants to, but I take serious issue with anything that covers up his luscious, luscious lips.

Having lived in both LA and London, I must agree with Mr. Fassbender. LA was my least favorite place to have lived, and London was nothing short of awesome. They do parks and markets so much better than the US. And now I miss my weekend routine of stroll to Borough Market followed by chilling in Hyde Park.

Not only would I never cook naked, I need to be in long sleeves and pants whenever cooking with oil. Way too many splatter burns. Also, apparently I am a baby.

This reminds of this quilt I saw at the Met a few years ago during one of the most interesting exhibitions ever. This woman had mailed around swatches of fabric to famous people during the 1800's to get autographs. Then she made a quilt out of them. So I guess this is the modern equivalent, though the quilt, which…

Apparently Jon Hamm is a cartoon character. The most handsome, delightful cartoon character in the history of cartoons.

Hey girl, prom ain't even a thing. Not only did I spend tons of money on the perfect dress, hair, makeup, shoes, and nails, but I also planned the entire prom essentially on my own. While I did look fabulous (and learned a valuable lesson about appropriate eye shadow colors that I still use 9 years later), my prom was…