Sorry, I couldn't make it through the song. It started okay but the chorus drove me bonkers. I really really really really really really really need to get a new phone now.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

Wouldn't Peach just get high if she ate Toad?

If that hat was a little taller it would be more like "Five Nights At Layton's". He would jump at you and say "You know, Luke. You shitting your pants just now reminds me of a puzzle. 50 Picarats. GO!"

I used to work at an Ice Cream/Burger fast food joint and someone rubbed their shit all over the outside of the toilet, sink, mirror, and trash can. My first thought was "This had to have been a two person job." So me and the assistant manager cleaned it up, and I grabbed the grill cook's hairspray that was on the…

I used to work at a Game Crazy and a kid bought an Xbox and his mom brought it back because "He was supposed to use that money for Bible School".

I see blue and black (though I can sorta confuse it with brown and light purple). I'm trying to find a blue color closest to what I m seeing.

This looks like All The Bravest 2. And I hate to admit it, but despite it being a giant cash grab, I did actually like the first one. The character flinging was lame but oddly enjoyable and addicting (also I couldn't resist the nostalgia and SNES versions of later characters, it sold me and I don't regret it).…

Amiibos are great for collectors, but not very good for games (at least so far). I have a handful of them and though they are awesome looking (and I'm tempted to buy more), I just can't bring myself to do it since they don't have much use (and I'm not really the collector type). The Smash Brothers ones you can level…

I think "Bravely Default" style should be the direction they should take for an FF7 remake. I do not want to see a PS4 rendered "Advent Children-esque" Cloud going in drag and doing squats for the beautiful bro for the hottest wig, going on the gold saucer date, and Red XIII trying to wear human clothes to stowaway…

Don't forget about the cone breasts of yore.

Aaaaand just like that, I'm back in. (Reactivates subscription).

The difference here is that I would actually play this instead of the Item Abuse level. The "I want to be the guy" death traps is just hilariously hard and frustrating, but you can laugh at how difficult it is. This on the other hand just doesn't even look fun.

Can you put the SD card with your saves on it in the new 3DS after you call Nintendo and do the transfer? I sold my 3DS a while ago but saved the memory card (which for example had Persona Q saved on it) and I got my new 3DS a bit ago and popped in the card (before I called Nintendo) and I guess the system wiped the…

I'll trust Conan's reviews of games before I trust Metacritic's.

I'm just going to play my "slow kid card" here. Yeah, I don't get it.

As much as I want to play XV, I am actually looking forward to Type O, and not just buying the game for the demo. Long gone are the days where I bought Parasite Eve for the Final Fantasy VIII trailer and Brave Fencer Musashi for The Final Fantasy VIII playable Demo. Good times.

That makes me think it could be exploited like The Elder Scrolls Oblivion where you can do the whole "I'll just never sleep. So I'll never level up. So enemies won't level up. Now I'm off to the final dungeon to slay some Daedric Squirrels!"

In all fairness, I like Quantic Dream games, but they all start off promising but fall apart in the second half.

As much as the constant HD Remasters is borderline eye rolling, I'd probably get a Wii U if they remastered Shadows Of The Empire.