you got the story about the stock photo wrong. Derrick is not married, he and Stephanie have been divorced for at least a year (there is no ring on Derrick's left hand). Derrick has the kids for the weekend, and is trying hard to enjoy his time with the kids. Derrick knows that Stephanie is on a romantic date with…

I would have chosen Quagmire. Giggity (Boom!)

That glitch, I've found, is caused by the devil goat's ability.

I was hoping that you would speed up mobile performance, by stopping GIFs from auto-playing/loading. There are some articals that are a pain to scroll through when there are GIFs.

Good. F&$k the Wii U. I love thy haters.

Ya know what? Not a bad idea, my hands are always cold after using my pc for a while.

I am everybody

So... $820 for single
$1600 for double
~<$5000 for quadruple
I'll take two doubles over one quadruple package. What a rip off.

There's an island hidden in the game, we need more clues to find the correct angle and time to enter the island.
But we will never be able to leave.

Coming soon Angry Birds: Quest for the Golden Egg.

Are they going to make it an RPG, that would be interesting.

*Donkey Kong pulls subtle advertising when you stop paying attention.

Important questions are: what is the name of the book, when does the recording come out, and where can I buy it?

I, m, g, u, r. Like I pronounce gif "g, i, f"

According to his twitter, it took six hours of gameplay to make that video.

Kinda bummed we haven't seen partypomcer in a long while.

And some people just want your pants

Yeah, he's a real jerk for letting another contestant tie with him. So much hate.