crystalkopp
MissCrystal
crystalkopp

Come on over -there’s plenty of room! And I am from the German Gruftie (by way of Italy and London) world -I actually turned my back on The Cure (publicly, even though I still loved them secretly) when I found the Current ‘93/Fields of the Nephilim/Sol Invictus crowd in Munich.  The Gruftie scene dismissed bands like

And, oh shit, they are going to make her dance too?

One of the greatest singers of our lifetime and Taylor Swift

Me and my husband constantly talk about that George Clooney machine in the basement.  lol  Hysterically funny!  And Brad Pitt as that trainer? lol lol

She is 29 like I am 14

If I had to sleep with someone twice my age...I’d be sleeping with a corpse.

My husband, 30 years old today, has had HS since he was 18. Wrongly diagnosed in the beginning he has gone through more than 10 surgeries, various treatments, more bottles of medicine that i can count. His biggest cyst is right over his anus. That means he cannot sit, run, train...you name it. Any physical activity is

You’re in DC, aren’t you? It seems like an especially bleak singles scene. A DC friend (formerly of DC; she finally gave up after sweating out seven years down there) told me once that when she was in her mid-30s she placed an ad somewhere looking for a guy “about the same age” and got a reply from a guy who

Ted’s used to disappointment:

Damn, that’s a hard 29.

This is why I stopped giving up my seat for them (older white women) in the Metro. Wanna vote for Trump? Well then you can stand for a few stops. 

You keep insisting Disney has to be complete and total monopoly, which has never been my argument.

Alexa, play despacito.

Listened to an interesting podcast last year featuring women from Emily’s List and She Should Run, and part of it was the huge institutional barriers to Women Republicans. (Might have been Call Your Girlfriend? Hard to remember)

How much time do you have? The list is long.

Seriously. It’s like they’re mimicking Trump’s own hair like he’s Marie Antoinette.

That you for proving my point?  The spirit of anti trust laws is to promote fair competition.  This clearly is harmful to fair competition.  And yet nothing can be done about it.

Could have been one hell of a Kickstarter...

When I read the headline all I could think of was this gif.

Well that sucks. Though the fact that our only hope to stop two giant corporations combining was the prospect of one of them combining with a different giant corporation means we were already too far gone.