I have also discovered that by not going outside I have greatly diminished my need for sunscreen. It really is a win, win situation.

I literally lost brain cells reading this. A brief touch that doesn’t constitute sexual assault? What happened? Did he squeeze her shoulder and she’s still traumatized 18 years later? This is bullshit character assassination.

What bothers me about this story is that the original article says it happened on a specific date, that was two days before he actually arrived in town, and who dug this up after all these years when the actual reporter wants nothing to do with it now?  This has Hamish Marshall’s grimy prints all over it. It’s all…

I respect that. I’m fairly secure in my job and in a hot job market so I can stick my neck out, especially when a lot of people can’t. 

The colour scheme will be different?

No.  You are not alllowed to announce your retirement on the same day as Kennedy.  Pick another day.

Around the research lab where I work, there’s a joke: “How do you know who is a botanist and who is a chemist? The botanist washes his hands after he pees, the chemist washes before”

His movies...they’re bad.

The timelines weren’t hard to keep straight. The question is what’s their narrative worth? Is all the obfuscation worth the eventual payoff? Right now, I’m feeling, not so much. This finale had far less of an impact than the first season’s, in my opinion. The timeline chicanery seemed entirely unnecessary. It would’ve…

Have you heard Hunger?

If Madonna would set aside her ego and give it half a think, she could be the queen of her generation - much like Cher or Aretha Franklin or Barbra Streisand before her. But No. She insists on a relevancy that is just no longer there. No one becomes (or stays) a legend because they demand it.

That’s fair. I read into your tone more than I ought to have and presumed that you meant it’s funny to follow her because she’s so try hard. I get a little defensive of Madonna because I feel like she a lot of the shit she gets comes down to her not gracefully disappearing as an older woman should.

i think is unique to average white men who view themselves as artists in some way or tortured in only that way that upper middle class boys from small rural towns can be, if that makes sense

Because overbuilding causes flooding, as Houston failed to learn last year. Having that green space, be it a park or cemetary is good. There’s trees too, usually.

He’s been playing a pirate for the last 20 years. 

True. Nicholas Cage blew his money on some truly dumb shit. However, Depp spent $3 million building a canon so he could shoot Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes into the air. Talk about stupid.

He is a lost boy who won’t find his way home before dark.

She is a shitty person and she is likely a victim of spousal abuse. The two things can be true at the same time. I have sympathy for every person who suffers abuse, but sympathy doesn’t mean I excuse blatant moral failings.

Lol I did black eyeliner and my SP Zero shirt. 

And as someone on Twitter mentioned: it’s a $39 jacket. What are the odds that Melania owns a $39 jacket?