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I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of

White women = Jennifer Lawrence

You’re mom sounds like good people

“In the pantry.”

I just facepalmed so hard I’m now going through the NFL’s concussion protocol.

-1 for the obvious joke, +500 for all the butthurt Pats fans whining about it. You came out ahead!

Yep. Look what happened to Mo’nique when she stood up for herself.

As a black woman this makes my head hurt. This is also one of many reasons that kept me out of acting when everyone said I’d be sooo good at it and encouraged me to try. Who was going to put ME in anything? I could see with my own eyes. My English is too good, I’m not chubby or sassy. Why bother. And even now, if you

Some of their hobbies are playing wow, among other multiple desktop and console video games, they read comics, they play D&D, magic, cosplay, they have long day movie marathons, they speak Klingon, AND they have time to solve complex equations, and develop personal relationships. At some point you have to realize this

I like this artwork.

“I want a mega-successful lightweight comedy all about people who resemble me and my friends that makes fun of everyone except people who resemble me and my friends...”

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You should probably bring someone along who’s not a nerd:

I think these sort of articles are written by folks who simply have never lived the nerd life.

Eh, the show’s fine. I have a friend who’s offended by the existence of the show but he’s never watched it. He’s only read people bash it on the internet. Here’s a conversation we had once.

The nerds I’ve met who lose their shit over TBBT are the ones that remind me the most of Sheldon...

Yes but it’s a different kind of male gaze. The boyfriend perspective. The gaze of a male who still wants to bone but is also annoyed that he has to spend the night trying to talk to your friend’s boyfriends.

did no one make a reference to Mulder’s Red Speedos?