ahhhhhhhh ok then. It’s like every story I was seeing on this was making it sound like he was caught between a rock and a hard place. My dad is into the show as well, I’m sure we’ll discuss sheldon’s non-predicament at length over the holiday.

I obsessively read those GoT feminist think pieces. When the rest of the world can’t stop itself from kissing GoT’s ass, they are the only thing that make me feel like I’m not losing my mind.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. That looks just the way I remember Paul Rudd playing Mulder.

Somebody finally made a Hank Moody toy! And that chick from The Fall!

I like this classification system of cannibalism, PG-13 Cannibalism, Network Television cannibalism (best kind IMO) Cable cannibalism, R Cannibalism.

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”

Helloooo Patrick

If I let him stick it in my ass, do I finally get the pony I always wanted?

HOT DAMN silverfox

ok but like what about this velvet swashbuckler

I would! We’d drink eggnog out of Mason jars before lighting some tobacco flower candles, putting some Mumford and Sons vinyl on the turntable, and banging under a string of Christmas lights (white only, of course). He would be good at oral but prone to blurting out cheesy porno-isms like “hnggh, baby, yeah, lick that…

Yeah, I’d be a HO, HO, HO for that Santa.

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

Shhhhhh. Don't tell everyone. More for us!

I always look like I just stepped out of a time machine from 1994. If wearing doc marten’s is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

OMG HIS BUTT

I might buy things from Land’s End if Bjork was its creative director....or I would at least be entertained.