Oh my god:

I know you want to have their scent, or else it’s just another piece of clothing.

I have my own.

Yeah but who wore it better...

My dogs always go nuts whenever we watch Hannibal. It’s like their favorite program and they get so excited when the show takes us to Will’s house. I’m pretty sure they dream about leaving us to go live at Will’s.

Yeah I mean it took me by surprise too considering pretty much everything else going on in that movie.

Oh man don’t remind me, I was practically shitting a brick watching that thinking OH GOD SHE’S GONNA DO IT SHE’S GONNA DO IT THAT TINY LITTLE POODLE NECK IS A GONER

Not gonna lie the first time I watched Hannibal and I saw the dogs, I didn’t think I was gonna make it because of how terrified I was that something awful was going to happen to them. I could only continue once my friend reassured me that they would be fine.

I was more scared for Winston than for Will in that one episode from the first season.

Of course. Plus I had to make up for not posting about Mads’ birthday on my kinja. I should really try to keep up with it more but twitter gives me my fix so I haven’t been bothering.

I prefer enthusiastic cannibals over reluctant ones.

The Robert Smith devotional candle made me laugh out loud. But twenty years ago, I’d have pined for one in every color.

ok, now THIS is the list I’m going to copy and paste to my boyfriend!

Text message: the new Post-It?

Sheen himself is the shameful ‘80s flashback, his HIV status has little to do with that.

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…

Twins! And I would watch the hell out of that! Can they also be busy, not in a frantic, I-have-to-fill-my-life-because-I’m-such-a-sad-lose way, but in an, I’m interested in learning things way?

Because we all know sexy Oktoberfest lady exists in the same realm as Santa and

Is this Tumblr?