Is there a Hanes fashion show I’m missing because that is the undies I’m wearing now.

Why does this make me happy? Gothy Courtney Love is magical.

Y’all need to get back to bringing Caitlyn Doughty around because the Death Fear around here strooong.

Asking for locks of hair is INCREDIBLY common when families lose a loved one. Much more than people realize, I think. But everyone is so afraid to talk about it...

In Victorian times jewelry made from the lock of a loved one’s hair was very common. It was often a beautifully crafted brooch like this:

It got a cult following when it first came out. But it really exploded when the internet came along and people could gif Stansfield.

Cosplayers are all like, “We have a ton of costumes! ...but nobody understands who we are.”

WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, he’d bring his mom and I’m not into that kind of play...

Yes, please

10 minutes into motel showers and chill. He gives you this look.

Are we voting to have sex with Frankenstein or with Frankenstein’s monster? Because one is a tragic and erudite monster engineered to be the pinnacle of human physical perfection, and one is an arrogant genius monster who neglects his girlfriends to spend more time trying to usurp God with science. Did I mention the…

Now here’s a sexy Beast. Who could be possibly be pleased when he got zapped back into humanity at the end?

Uummmm- Jack Skellington? Dude is the PUMPKIN KING. He is like the king of Halloween y’all, also something something boner joke.

I voted Slimer bc Ecto Cooler HiC was a highlight of my life and I just want to recapture that sweet green slime.

Wait is Hellboy a monster

Why wasn’t the entirety of the Hell portion of Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights included?

Anything he did to me while sleeping would be in my dreams so...

Yeah, but he’d probably do stuff to you while you’re sleeping and that is assault...