crystalkopp
MissCrystal
crystalkopp

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yes, Zach, it was your first film. As such, you can hopefully recognize that it isn’t perfect and grow from that.

we get it, you're very cool

Yeah, it is the red dress version. Yelena is an insane photographer, I love her work. I will definitely look into acquiring the reissue!

Adore is my favorite, favorite record of all time. I have Adore tattooed on my wrist. It’s so underrated!

I am actually a big fan of America’s Sweetheart, even though I do like Hole better than solo Courtney. Never got to listen to Nobody’s Daughter though, is it worth a look? I wish they’d make music forever.

Oh my lord, holy shit. I just....wow

As soon as I read your first sentence my mind went to “BUT THAT’S THE NEW ONE!”

Jeeeebus, 17?? I remember getting it when I was 16. I loved when she sang «Oh, just shut up you’re only 16» on Awful :-)

Something that everyone should know about me is that I am an unabashed C-Love fangirl. No shame. Hole was THE band of my angry teenage youth.

I miss VMA moments like these.

I miss the old Courtney, the one that used to terrify even Madonna.

Well he wasn’t the one sitting around with BALLS written on his forehead......

Jim Parsons is so much better than The Big Bang Theory, but I think he’s stuck with Sheldon-types for the rest of his life.

I had that exact same experience with Reality Bites (I’m old, obvs). Like, I even had a Troy Dyer in my real life who was soooo artsy and smart and full of the slack and who I looooooved.

I like the first two Mummy movies a whole lot. And I liked Garden State. I didn’t think it was genius, but I really enjoyed it. Plus, it had, “Mark....he’s a knight.” “He’s just a fast food knight.”

Really? 500 Days seems like the anthem for ‘nice guys’ who can’t comprehend a woman that doesn’t want to be in a full on monogamous relationship with them then get mad when they break up or move on to something else. It was a complete woe is me she broke my heart pity party.

It came out when I was a freshman in college and I was 99% sure it was speaking DIRECTLY TO MY HEART.

In Natalie’s defense, she was great in Garden State. Natalie and Peter S. were the best things about that movie. (Also the guy who had the bit part as the over-aggressive cop who turned out to be Zach Braff’s character’s childhood friend.)

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

What I liked about the movie Midnight In Paris was Owen Wilson’s character fetishizing the Roaring 20s, and then literally getting a chance to live in the time period he so fetishized, all to fall in love with a woman who fetishized an even earlier time—and, one that he didn’t understand.