You are correct! We are trained to be distant. It has multiple purposes. Firstly I am no help to you as a dispatcher if I get as worked up as you are. Secondly, it's for my own safety. My job sucks ass. I may not do anything for twelve hours. I may have two moms finding their babies dead, a house fire and an active…

All I will say about this is: In my fair city, 911 dispatchers make about $9-10 an hour. That is not enough, IMO, for those people to A) give any fucks or B) make any effort to learn anything during training.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CONSTRUCTION?! In Florida, they'll tear up the whole goddamn road and take 5 years to finish because the construction workers kind of stand around for 3 hours then call it a day.

It's the old people, the tourists, the Republican bureaucracy, never-ending road construction that only results in longer commutes. It's perpetual road rage resulting from vacationers who don't know where they're going and retirees who should no longer be on the road. The heat, the bugs, the constant nagging from all…

My suggestion is an audio recording of "Daddy" by Sylvia Plath

We're talking about the same group of people who awarded the title of Favorite Sexual Act to the missionary position.

I was hoping someone was going to say this. Plus they both have AMAZEBALLS soundtracks.