I don’t know what you expected women throughout history have been treated like shit and denied many things. You came out as a woman and then get offened when other people tell you this is what it’s like to be treated as one. This is how a lot of us women talk to each other, we use sarcasm to keep from crying.

I feel like Anthony’s daugthers are fans of Dr. Lee’s you tube site and were like “Dad we’re taking you here.”

Welcome to being a woman! Insurance doesn’t cover abortion either!

You might enjoy the movie “What Just Happened” which is based on the actual events that Alec Baldwin showed up for the first day of filming of the movie “The Edge” in a full beard because it was about two guys who get lost in the forest. However nobody wanted to tell him his character wasn’t supposed to have a beard.…

Jurassic Park III

While I’m bisexual I don’t consider myself truly part of the big queer community, I hear you on this. I’ve also been obsessed with John Mulaney right now. He may be a white dude by OMG do I relate to him and does he make laugh. His whole bit about being an English major, I was like how dare you call me out!

it was for rapey douchey men, and for herself.

People fantasize about a lot of things. And it think it’s natural for her to do that for the best gig she ever had as she said herself. As a childfree woman I’ve come to like and respect Aniston over the years. She’s became our unintentional spokesperson and she’s been a lot more graceful about than I would have been…

IDK saying she’s gonna curse out people if she gets pregnant again. It’s called birth control Cardi B.

Do rewatches of a movie you haven’t seen in forever count because:

This was not the tweet I was expecting. I was expecting you guys to go all crazy on her tweets about counting down to fuck Offset again that Oh No They Didn’t posted about.

I think you have to be 18 to buy those things because teens are into huffing. Little do they know adults are into nitrogen huffing as well and they aren’t doing it off compressed air. They are buying the whipped dessert containers and nitrogen cartridges off of amazon. At least that’s how my ex and his friends were…

My best friend and I went to see “Crimson Peak” in theaters and she was carded. I got so offended for her and was like “Just because you’re 4'10" doesn’t mean you’re under 17.”

That shit is the worse. You have to go to the pharmacy, show your ID, sign a bunch of shit on the screens because they think I’m going to make Meth. For the longest time when I was going to the same pharmacy and there was this one pharmacy tech I thought was cute and constantly flirting with, when I’d get the good…

I feel like it should have been sold as a one woman show and not a comedy special. There were parts that were funny, like as a dork I found all the art history jokes hilarious and I’m always up for a good tear down of Picasso because fuck that asshole. But after a while it was lady I paid to be entertained, I didn’t…

I agree with you, except you can sell Silence of the Lambs as a rom-com

You know what’s annoying not getting carded for booze but getting carded for canned air and white out.

I came for this. Was not disappointed.

England had a woman Prime Minister before we’ve had a woman president. What’s your point?

I once went to Mass after a sleepover with my best friend in high school. It was the only way her mom would let me sleep over from Saturday to Sunday morning. I was so confused with when we were supposed to kneel, stand or sit. My best friend then told me I couldn’t take sacrament or touch the holy water. I was…