This happened where I live. We were not surprised.

You left out the big news:

Have you seen “Burn After Reading?” Frances McDormand’s character has a whole subplot about the DC dating scene. The whole movie is hilarious and I tell everyone to watch it, but you’ll probably love that bit.

I’m 34 wasn’t carded buying booze at ABC two weeks ago and I still look younger than her. People keep telling me it’s because I bought top shelf stuff and young people don’t buy top shelf stuff with confidence, but I know they’re just trying to make me feel better.

I was watching this last night and when she squeezed that giant cyst and all that cottage cheese looking shit came gushing out I started screaming. Both my parents came running from the other side of the house because they thought something was wrong. They then made me rewind it because they wanted to see what the big…

The average American sees 5 movies in a theater each year.

That makes me feel so much better. /sarcasm

1. Wait there’s a remix? 2. Don’t taint my favorite Rolling Stones song like that.

Did the aryan race include brunettes? I don’t think so.

So unfortunately conservative women are going to have to mainly pull themselves up by their own bootstraps here.

I noticed that too. I was like that’s a lot of bottle blonde. Then I was like wait I dye my dirty blonde hair lighter. However I have an inch of roots because I’m poor and can’t even to afford to get my shit from Sally’s Beauty Supply. Seriously Sally’s FTW. 100% better than box dye, so much cheaper than a salon and…

So this week has seen our President commit treason and one company now own 75% of our entertainment. What I wouldn’t give for the good old days of W. and Enron.

Man don’t do Snoop dirty like that. Especially after I came across this the other day:

It’s so crazy the pressure to breatfeed these days. When I was born in 84 the doctors asked my mom if she was going to breastfeed me and when she said she didn’t want to, they gave her pills to dry up her milk and a shitload of coupons for formula.

I had that Krumm action figure and his eyes were attached by strings. I also had a plush Krumm and you could remove his eyes because they were attached by velcrow. I was in 6th grade when I was enamored with that show. However by the end of the year I was getting too cool for Nickelodeon. However I still got to watch…

All I know is if somebody does another damn adaption of “Jane Eyre” before somebody does an adaption of “Villette” I’m going to be pissed. “Villette” is Charlotte Bronte’s best novel and there was like one 5 part TV series of it in 1970 and that’s it. And you can’t even track it down to watch.

At least twice. The shitty Masterpiece theatre one and there’s a modern adaptation coming out in the fall. The modern adaptation actually looks good and actually looks like it’s sticking closer to the source material than any other adaptation. As a Louisa May Aclott nerd, who did half her undergrad thesis on Little…

Why do you guys hate fun? I’m all about fighting for womens rights, after all I’m a woman and these things are near and dear to me, but I watched the first episode and laughed until I cried. With the way this country is right now this show was a great catharsis. All these republicans are like “He tricked me into…

I’m not surprised. I forget all the exact details, but there has been some guy pushing for the police to release all the crime scene photos because he’s a journalist and has a right to them or whatever. Courtney and Frances have been filing count claims against this because once these photos are out there is no…

You say that but you should see the vile people spit about Courtney in relation to Kurt’s death. There have been documentaries made that make it look like she had people kill him.