Humans are the worst. Yet I see other articles fretting over the fact that the birthrate is down 30% and we’re not reproducing at a pace to replace the current population here in America. How about we just not worry about that and thin the human herd for a while? The planet was here before us and I’m sure it will be a…

Wal-Mart I get. They’re everwhere, they’re open 24/7, they’re cheap. I was watching a Dateline or one of those programs where they had them on camera in Wal-Mart at like 3am buying a suitcase and and I was like “Really?” There should be some sort of alarm that goes off when you’re buying a suitcase at Wal-Mart at 3am.…

I got “fired” from my last job over facebook. There’s another whole long story in it in they were downsizing my department because the company was down $1 million and I was the last hold out and they had no real reason to fire me and some how somebody anonymously sent them a post in which I complained about two…

I fucking miss livejournal like you don’t know what. Like yeah it’s still there being owned by the Russians but I mean the livejournal community circa 1999-2007ish

Too bad if they do make him into a Halloween mask, Hobby Lobby won’t carry it.

Hobby Lobby the good ole Christian craft store: home of smuggling artifacts out of Iraq and the preferred by serial killers over Michaels.

I hate to say it but they are right to get rid of this. I mean there would be like almost no music left if they got rid of this. Yes people should do better but if we took me too to museums to remove art by people who were sexist and hateful do you know how little art would be left?

I love Courtney and it’s been so long since we’ve had a crazy Courtney story that I thought they were going to be a thing of the past. This one is so crazy I don’t know what to do with it.

I see what you did there.

No they blew out the flip flop.

Wow you blamed alcohol instead of Millennials?!?!? Just to spite this musical I hope the “Jagged Little Pill” Juke Box Musical makes bank.

One of my two cats is food motivated. It’s the only time I can get her to love me.

I’ve seen a video of this on the internet.

It’s reportedly a comedy “exploring the constraints of society, gender, and family from the perspective of a budding writer who doesn’t fit in to her own time through her imaginative point of view.”

Would an album of covers count? Tori Amos was so over her contract in the early 00s she did “Strange Little Girls” an album of nothing but covers as her last contract album. When it came out I was like “Ugh Tori, this is lame.” Now as an adult I’m like “Touche, Tori, touche.”

Ben Folds did the same exact thing. He owed his record label like a bunch of songs so he just started writing the stupidest shit. He wrote a 30 second song where he sounded like a boy band. He wrote a song about needing to write them songs, which is my favorite:

And the best part about this is these type of men are misogynistic yet they worship a novel written by a woman (no matter how shitty she was).

I don’t do gin and juice. I just got suckered into Hendricks with their Victoriana/Steampunk advertising. I’m usually not a sucker for advertising but sometimes somebody hits me right on the head and they did with putting gears on stuff, girls in bird cage hoopskirts and Charles Dickens quotes. Plus people don’t put…