What about “Trapped In The Closet?” My best friend and I spend some great times making fun of that shit in college.

I just watched the lastest React Channel video where it was the do Teens Know 90s Music #19 and they had “I Believe I Can Fly” in it. My first response was “Ugh R. Kelly” but then I was also like “OMG 7th grade dance!” So yeah I get that. But overall he’s a fucking douchebag and I have plenty of other songs to remind…

I read the article and it’s supposed to be a swim suit company that’s all size inclusive. Yeah that photo isn’t selling me on that. That girl on Mod Cloth who’s arms are fatter than mine is selling me on swim suit inclusiveness.

It’s also prop jizz. I saw a production of “Silence! The Musical” (A parody of The Silence of the Lambs) and I was front row and center and got jizzed on by Multiple Miggs when the actor shot it out into the audience. My best friend and the people next to me found it hilarious. And just when I thought I got it off me,…

Last time I went a zoo they had them and I got so excited I annoyed my friend. I was like fuck the white alligator, the map says there are capybaras and we are no where near them!

But they aren’t have googled imaged that shit?

I saw this article a day or so ago and I got all excited ready to show my knowledge and be like “when this happens to rats it’s called a rat king.” Then I went in and read the article and saw they called it a squirrel king and got bummed. I was like really they just replaced the noun.

I think my favorite now is her talking their father into taking those pictures and selling them TMZ. Like who thought that would go south?

Ours was in the band room and it was a candle-lighting ceremony too. IDK if we were just more lax or if we just had way more girls than boys which was the case.

Meghan’s half sister is batshit crazy/evil and we should focus our ire on her.

Yeah my parents were watching The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction where he announced that but still had her at the ceremony. And I heard all my parent’s “WHATS?” and came out to see what was going on. Apparently he said their relationship became like people on a bike pedaling in opposite directions. However when…

Where was your daughter’s National Junior Honor Society? All us girls in mine walked in alone completely fine 1998.

That actually makes sense though. Gone are the days of the 90s where you could be a sex kitten or a crazy alternative chick.

Well the UK is a dark, rainy city and we all bless the rains down in Africa so all is good.

But that tattoo is Wino Forever now and it’s fitting for how much she’s drinking in this trailer.

They have WAY more chemistry here than they did in Dracula and I’m kind of mad about it. It was like you left Gary Oldman for that??!?! Hell you had more chemistry with Anthony Hopkins!!!

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far till somebody got the joke.

You think this shit with the guitar and her ex is fucked up, Frances and Courtney have constantly been in court having to fight some sleezy reporter who keeps pushing to have the all the crime scene photos publicly released. They’ve never seen them, don’t want to and if they are publicly released there is no way to…

My favorite abortion storyline ever was Claire’s on “Six Feet Under.” The best part was her walking up to Brenda after Brenda and Nate had an argument and Claire was like “What are you doing Wednesday?” Brenda was like “Nothing why? And Claire responds dryly, “Can you give me a ride? I have to have an abortion.”

I hope you’re joking because that is The Last Judgement from The Sistine Chapel printed all over her dress with a layer of tulle over it.