SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MAIL TRUCK

Mobile beer keg. Insulate the back, put in 3 or 4 kegs, have multiple taps on the side, have it beer festivals, back yard party's.

When it requires two keys.

Tell you what. If Jalopnik/Lanesplitter/Gawker can arrange for some motorcycle gear to get sent to me, I'll test that shit out.

When is Lanesplitter going to evolve past "Look at this cool bike!" or "Check out this old ad!" or "Watch this video!"? All Lanesplitter does is aggregate content from other places. I would really like some reviews of bike and gear or some other form of original content.

Go back to Jezebel.

Nah, Perk tries hard as hell. He's just really bad at basketball.

Reporter: Any comment on Woodbury's repeated eye poking?

KD's response in turn:

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

B10 has to suspend him for a game. Clearly intentional as the others were. Kid's a thug...sit his ass down.

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

No joke, the place where I LEASED my Jeep from tried to sell me an extended warranty.

Your chump ass isn't getting paid to drive a car. Period.

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

This one comes to mind:

I admit I haven't watched a ton of professional American football, but I've seen enough to know that Marshawn Lynch's actions cannot be defended.

Especially not Marshawn Lynch

Never Forget