I’m sure Baldwin never imagined that this would be his lasting contribution to the world. 

Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary under GW Bush:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

On the other hand, if Kasich had accepted Trump’s (alleged) offer to be his VP, we might be in slightly better shape.

I honestly respect Republicans who took the stand that Trump was fucking awful and couldn’t endorse him. John Kasich is a lot of awful things, but at least he didn’t endorse Trump like that craven weasel Ted Cruz.

“This is a very magnanimous article. Thank you Jezebel”

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Redo! Redo!

This won’t spare us from Trump’s presidency. In 2000, everything went insane over a recount in ONE state—this insanity will require at least THREE state recounts.

A) fuck off b) no shit it’s happening, my useless hope has to do with it fucking changing something. C) stop being such a dick. You could have told me to be hopeful or something but instead you read about me being physically sick to my stomach and you decided to be a major ass. Am I somehow more worthy of your ‘tude…

Should I be happy? Nervous? Anxious? Scared? So many feelings i need to lay down

I know in my logical place that there is no hope here but I’m still in the painful stage of grief from this election (as in sick to my stomach on a daily basis) and I know this will ultimately lead to more pain because I dared but hope but shit man, am I hoping.