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I'll bet it's at least partially accurate.

I'm from the Bronx, so I usually refer to it as "downtown." But yeah, whenever I'm in upstate NY (or anywhere in tristate area, really) I refer to it as "The City."

Despite NYC being the focus, New York State is actually large and mostly suburban/rural. Conservative values are pretty deeply ingrained in most places an hour north of NYC.

We have a queen with a huge sack, squeezing people out into bundles. All babies come with a leash and an allergy to anything not organically grown.

Robert Downey, Jr's New York disdain for LA in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is pretty spot on. As a New Yorker who visits LA for work and leisure, I'm with him.

I'm a New Yorker and I have a stereotypical view of the midwest. It's open for correction, but then I might have to go to the midwest, and why would I do that?

I don't usually come to the AV Club for action movie reviews, but this made me chuckle. Silly twats.

I want to rub this news all over my body.

That episode made me sick! I was filled with sadness most of the season, but that was the episode that made me flip the fuck out at its blatant terribleness.

I've seen people act pretty irrationally during the brain scrambling state of a hangover, and have had a few break ups with them. It hit me close to home. Then I started drinking.

I think that the creationists would argue that science is inflexible because its limited scope. Because the imagination is boundless when it comes to creating explanations based on fairy tale magic.

Trying to understand why audiences didn't like this movie is like trying to explain by hogs would prefer a trough of slop to a plate of gourmet food.

I don't know whether I hate him and his beliefs or the actual show more. My mind is tearing in half.

At least we know where the problem is for when we decide to deal with it.

I usually wait for half the season to be done, then put all the episodes on in the background while I clean or something. It helps me digest what's going on without getting angry that I actually sat down to watch it. It makes great background noise, just like HIMYM. I only bother doing it because I have a compulsion

Adam Warlock turning into Magus could totally be a storyline for a future Guardian sequel (the third?). Hell, the entire War of the Kings story arc. Kree, Shi'ar, do all the things that Fox won't ever do with X-Men.

I'd love to see Quasar, Moondragon, and Warlock in a sequel. I'm also hoping to be seeink Cosmo, da? But maybe they're already pushing it by actually using Rocket and Groot.

A mix of both. They're all alien, alien/human hybrids, or genetically enhanced beings. They have very little to do with earth at all, and none of them are as extraordinarily powered as other superheroes. They're more in the line with being really good at killing stuff. But they're in space with characters just like

AHEM, the term in "sheeple."

Rocket Raccoon is a smart ass. Bradley Cooper might do a good job. They should make him dig through and consume people's trash for research.