It’s a practical measure for me, but I’m not an artiste. As a player, I will say give me a rock solid 30fps vs 20-44-26-15-35-24 all over the joint, if that’s the alternative.

Without naming names I have personally caught out someone blasting a game at review when there’s direct evidence they never even fired it up

I hate that life is so goddamn unfair. Rest in peace, badass lady.

HOLY SHIT VAN HALEN IS THE ONE TRUE WAY

“ Probably a better and faster way to put a stop to this behavior would be...”

Let’s imagine for a second that a person with brown skin started making verbally abusive demands about seat preference, which delayed a plane takeoff. Hmmmm .....

LaFontaine’s appearance at the Furious 7 premier was covered by a blogger with the trust-inspiring name ‘Montebubbles’

What an asshole.

I love this quote:

Because his clothes and shoes are dapper as fuck.

Oh, fuck him. If more such idiots were treated this harshly, maybe we'd see less of this kind of racist misogyny.

"Forgive me and truly understand that I am in no way shape or form a sexist and I am a huge fan of Mo'ne. She was quite an inspiration."

Her room may be messy but her bar is immaculate.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

But that bus was just trying to stay above 50 mph.

Uh, it's spelled "Epique Shitshough" because Hipsters. Jeez X, get it right.

next up, the FAA will require all paper airplanes to have clearance before taking flight

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."