next up, the FAA will require all paper airplanes to have clearance before taking flight

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Well at least I now know I cannot tell the difference between real life Prince and wax Prince.

That was absolutely Kai and that is absolutely a Heavenly Sword sequel and that was absolutely a game that will seriously make me consider getting a PS4. I loved Heavenly Sword despite its flaws and always wanted to return to that world and those characters.

I was doing okay until I saw Evan Rachel Woods' tweet that just said "Genie, you're free" and then I fucking lost it.

well Gene you must be a little bitch because people open doors for your hairy ass all the time.

Welcome to another edition of Counterpoint, and boy, is this one ever right up my alley. I swear I'm not the initial letter-writer. As always, keep in mind that this is advice written from the point of view of someone who's Chaotic Neutral in D&D terms—-you probably shouldn't try this at home:

About the same as it does inside.

I absolutely love Titanfall AND I still found this video funny. Titanfall really doesn't make any sense but imo its fun as hell.

She is British, so clearly she never had good pizza.

The length and excitement of this article scares me. Why is this a thing? If I liked Barbie people would think I'm a bit off...this is not normal , and this is coming from a guy who regularily calls himself Jennifer to people online.

I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

I'd take the STI. Looking like an adult is overrated.

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.

You know, I didn't think about framerate or resolution once when I got to play The Order 1886 yesterday. What I did think was that it felt like playing through an old Cinemascope movie. With at least one very cool signature weapon.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Xbox owners, you're getting a lot more of Destiny than Playstation owners ever got of Halo.

Everything is weird and I'm frightened.