This is the best post to read when you're feeling sorry for yourself for feeling old (like me) and wishing to be young again. Because then you'd have to deal with peers like this.

Nice! I couldn't get a nice sharp frame. Too bad it's not the real plastic box… yet. Any idea what size this thing is? My buddy said it reminds him of a Roku.

DEFINITELY, no smoking. And I've been successful so far in enforcing the no eating in the car rule — my car is still fairly new (2012 Mazda3) so people just let it slide, but I doubt it'll last. I just hate finding a stray french fry under my seat or seeing a mysterious ketchup stain suddenly show up.

Why, oh why did I click on this page? I need an eyewash.

No, but I've watched Stilwell's show, too. I have doubts that they solve problems so quickly, but of the two, I'd rather try out Stilwell's methods. The trainer I actually thought of is KIKOPUP.

Cesar Millan's show is a good example of using your dominance as alpha to teach problem pets to not be a problem. I can't argue with his results but I never really liked his methods. I thought what he said made sense — the owner has to be in control for the dog's sake, or the pet will be confused and stressed, having…

I know, right? I've had Tomb Raider for 3 weeks and I think I'm half-way through.

But how would I know the gunshot isn't super urgent without healthcare? Take a chance and hope for the best? There's no easy answer but I'll go ahead and make sure my kid keeps breathing than worry about bankruptcy.

Nah, it's a middling issue. I've been gaming since I met her so she shouldn't be surprised that I still do and will probably keep doing so. The only things that have changed are my priorities.

It's a constant battle and she's blowing things out of proportion. It doesn't help that she has brothers that lock themselves in a room, playing WoW all weekend so she's trying to keep that from happening with me.

I was playing Tomb Raider at the time. Putting down the controller for a legitimate discussion on how my habit isn't something so unhealthy (I game only 3-4 hours a week) that it has to stop at a certain age, wasn't an option.

What about the earring-thing? Let it go at 40 or keep rocking it? It's such small stud, I forget I'm even wearing it and it's so common nowadays that I don't even think people notice.

My wife, during our conversation about what age I should stop wearing my small diamond stud earring on my left lobe (I said 40 — I'm 37 right now) actually asked me, with a straight face: "What about this videogaming thing? How old will you be when you finally stop?"

The problem isnt these parents, the problem is the price of healthcare.

But it's a gunshot wound. Who would know what to do in that situation unless you've had medical training and have the right supplies at hand? Dire medical situations are no excuse for DIY treatment, unless $500 is too much to keep your son/daughter/family member alive.

Mother of the year award right there. Idiot.

So multiplayer is just reduced to high-tech stalking? And if I can visit another person's game-city, does that mean I have skin options (since we can't ALL look like the main character)?

With E3, I assume everything is scripted and/or pre-rendered, unless they call out that it isn't. As ambitious as it sounds, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt until November.

Gears of War: Judgment.

I don't think it'd be classified as anime if it didn't have any of these cliches. And, for better or worse, it's probably the reasons why people are fans of anime in the first place.