This is horrific. Not only does this do damage to the people who used these condoms, but I'm sure the Ghanaians' trust in condoms is now shot to shit. So that might discourage future use and... yeah. I know you can't see this through the computer screen, but I am seething anger.

Um, when did we have the option to say no or yes? Did I miss that meeting or something? Did my selection form get lost in the mail? Pls advise.

"Hi guys! You just spent months of your life trying to recover from something that came close to killing you psychologically and physically. Welcome back! Wanna do it again, this time get paid?"

"Two sides to every story" and "Support the Boys" on the same flyer? Doesn't the second idea kind of negate the first? Jerkwads.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right!

Invitation accepted! I'll bring snickerdoodles to the next meeting.

Exactly! I'm really, REALLY good at spotting when people are doing things just to get attention and I CANNOT STAND IT AND WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE IT. *smashes Canada Dry Diet Ginger Ale can on forehead*

I'm not sure, but I might be becoming a bitch. I just can't deal with everyone's bullshit anymore, and now I am more likely to say so to their face instead of just to my therapist. And honestly, it's great! Join me, won't you?

Hey hey hey, watch it. His snout isn't "deformed," it's just different! BTKs**.

When I was a freshman in college in 2007 I dated a guy for several months, and it was my first "real" relationship (throughout high school I was the girl people used and then looked over). It ended somewhat amicably— although he did some assholey things right before we broke up— and he said that he wanted to remain…

I was going to tell you a joke about a not-very-contagious, rare disease, but I doubt you'll get it.

Yes. Me too. My first memory is of me being at "mini camp" when I was 3 or 4 and a male counselor asked me, "What, did you eat a bowling ball for breakfast?" I can't blame all of my body image and eating issues on this asshole, but he certainly didn't get me off to a good start. Bastard owes me a FUCKTON of money…

I probably will not sleep tonight.

Estelle Getty? No, she died a while ago. The only Golden Girl left is Betty White. :(

I will never stop watching.

DVDs. Worth every penny.

Oh my god Google Imaging "henna reaction" was probably the worst decision I've made all year.

+1000000 points

So it works by making all of your food taste disgusting so you stop eating? That's kind of very eating disordered.

I'm imagining it not to be a tea pot, but one of those soup pots they use in prison kitchens (big). Double double toil and trouble...