That'll do, pig. That'll do.

One of my best girlfriends is from Texas and recently the subject of sex-ed came up in conversation (she was admitted to a hospital that asked upon intake whether she had a source of information for having safe sex and I was visiting her there). She told me that she knew what a condom was but had no idea how to have…

I just started working at Starbucks again after having been gone for about 4 years (because I went to college), and it is MUCH more exhausting than I remember it being! Maybe it was because I was younger then (although I'm 23 now, so it's not like I'm an old lady) or because I'm working more 8 hour shifts than I did…

Any of the Wayside School books by Louis Sachar. I once went on vacation with my family when I was in 6th grade and read those books over and over and over. Also, I don't know if this is the kind of book your friend's boyfriend would want in his library, but the Goosebumps books were also entertaining.

Nailed it.