Big deal. The Duggers never claimed to be good soccer players.

“America’s weak shins discovered when Arturo Vidal breaks 40 legs”

My wife acts like that around me sometimes. That's right. She too is afraid of a strong Odor.

He’s like a vacuum cleaner out there.

The fox is in the henhouse!!!!!

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

It is super depressing that this is way more accurate than it should be.

In his mind, he has not done anything wrong because in his mind, football is more important than the “alleged” sexual assault and rape of non-football players. In fact, those girls should be “putting out” so that football players “can let off some steam.” Those kids are under a lot of pressure, ya know.

Don’t even get me started. I just got electrocuted last night and boy are my synapses tired.

But how do you feel about society’s bastardization of the usage of the word ‘electrocute’?

I just wonder if he realizes that the reason the U of M can pay him $5M/year is because the press reports every tiny little detail about his sport which drives the hype machine and generates revenue.

Right, but that’s not the point. Harbaugh evading simple questions like that is typical “I’m a coach and don’t have to talk to you plebes!” bullshit.

Good for you, Jim. Because we all know from the recent “internal” college football investigations and the subsequent meting of punishments that these things have been handled in exemplary fashion. Why do these nosey reporters ask so many questions, gosh dangit? What could possibly go wrong when these thing are left to…

If you have the powerful boosters behind you, you can do anything you want.

It’s almost like people put up with it and reinforce the behavior by still treating them like gods no matter how big of a jerk they act like.

Are we doing Beck? Cause it feels like we’re doing Beck.

Soy un perdedor

I think they got laid and you’re jealous