“If we’ve lost the Mumfords, we’ve lost America.” - Jay-Z

YUP

Oooh yay!! Molly finally came through for me lol

Oh man. All of the straight people on here who are like "why do you need to get married to commit to each other? It's just a piece of paper!" A piece of paper that has huge, HUGE legal benefits, a piece of paper that acts as a symbol of lifetime commitment, and piece of paper that does genuinely make it much harder to…

I assumed it’s like when she isn’t interested in any of the meat at the grocery store and decides to just look in the freezer for something to eat, naaamean?

I get this one the most.

Sure was! My husband and I are PSU alums (students at the time) and class started like a week after our wedding so it made sense.

Oooh lets start a doppelganger thread

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

“ Probably a better and faster way to put a stop to this behavior would be...”

I tell all my brides who get crap from people about their choices two things: Your love is the centerpiece of the day, not the food or the DJ; and guests are there to celebrate your marriage, not to be entertained by you.

#WHEREDOBROKENHEARTSGO

the cat actually was the interviewer and wrote the article and that's just his face now that he's heard everything she's got to say

I've tried it numerous times with various tools, cheap to really high-end. To get high, I'd have to use sooooo much more product than smoking.

My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.

He looks like Gordon Gekko Jr.

Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to this post, here's a picture of us:

My dog is a dead ringer for Julia Louis-Dreyfus.