Unquestionably BSB.

BSB4EVER SRY

To be fair, I often feel like I'm going to die in the security line at Dulles when I haven't had a drink in days.

I'M ONLY STARRING THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE BSB, COME AT ME BRO.

FIRST OF ALL

Oh I will fight you. Don't you worry.

I WILL fight you. BSB for life.

Be careful, Lorde. It's a slippery slope; you don't want to end up like Becky.

I try to make a monthly run to the dollar store and stock up on tampons, pads, shampoo, razors- all the basic cleanliness supplies. and then I take about 30-40 worth of that stuff to the local homeless resource shelter. Join me, people! It boosts your spirit and if a broke ass person like myself can put that money…

fuckers

nelly was hot before and after the bandaid and always and forever, amen.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

Bring me some Crown Royal.

lies!!! ugh, the amount of money I've spent on anti-wrinkle products is just sad. I'd be better off sleeping more but then less internet time. The struggle.

I ain't gettin' engaged to no menz.

Uh huh, because Huckabee has such a long and storied record of caring so very much about women's well being.

My favorite part is the misogynistic, patriarchal fucking assumption that Jay-Z has primary control over Beyoncé's music, image, or career. I mean, Jay-Z is a Penis-Swinging Man, goddamnit, and thus the undeniable Head of Household, so he MUST be the one to blame here for his wife's sluttery, right? It's simply too…

jia you did a good job

YAASSSS for the adults!!