I really wish we hadn’t done the first dance. My husband is not rythmically inclined and it’s torturous to stand in front of everyone you know and dance to a song that is one of your favorites for like 5 mins. I feel like I don’t even like the song anymore. We wanted to skip it and were told by EVERYONE, including the…

Just goes to show that no one can ever be happy with what they have, right? I also had some of (in my mind) the perviest photographers on the face of the Earth in high school. Girl with tiny head and enormous boobs? Why don’t we cut her off right below her boobs so she looks completely disproportionate! As long as we…

I have the opposite problem. I have an abnormally small head and when my hair is wet and I’m in a cape I look like one of those shrunken head dolls. :(

Off topic, but related: what is “breast of chicken supreme”? I’m very intrigued. And hungy.

It makes me so furious to know that this is how you feel. Like, I want to wrap you up in a blanket and give you some hot tea (with whiskey) and read you some happy bed time stories and tell you it’ll all be alright. Even though we all know it won’t be. But here’s hoping that some day it will be?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Your pun is killing me. I am legit laughing at my desk right now. Less “horse”. I’m sorry, it’s been a shit day for news and I needed a laugh and I cannot. stop. You’re doing Dog’s work here, my friend. Thank you for that.

Well, I did cry. But I only cried because there were chocolate cupcakes and I was terrified for all the dogs. It was my dog, my parents dog, and my brother’s dog. I was so worried they were going to die on me. Thankfully they were all fine and just full of cupcakes.

Apparently my parents left the cupcakes out under the tent for the after party at our reception. The dogs got into them. They were all over the ground the next morning. I was so sad. I never even got one.

I’m late to the party but here is my senior pic. It’s still one of my favorite pictures of myself because of my fierce expression.

I graduated in 2001 but I don’t think I ever wore any of those things. But I did have me some sweet JNCOs that I paired with a spagetti strap tank quite frequently. I wish I had a pic. But this is my senior picture anyway.

That is mesmerizing. I can’t stop looking.

I absolutely started bawling and losing my shit right here at my desk. My husband is currently going through some medical problems and no one seems to have ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM and I’m so terrified that I’m going to lose him before anyone figures out what is wrong. Sorry, I just yelled for…

Me and my big brother. I love the look of ridiculousness on his face as well as my “I don’t even want to know” face.

I did the same thing with my rings. My husband and I got married in Jamaica with just parents as witnesses, but did a reception for everyone else when we got back. In order that everyone see the ceremony, we had it videoed, and in the middle of the vows you can see me swapping my engagement ring to my right hand like…

Annnddd now I’m crying. Dammit!

As another commenter on the Internet whose word is also law: I say FUCKING GO FOR IT! I would love to see this. And make the bouquet enormous and beautiful. And rock that shit!

This is the BEST idea I’ve seen yet. And you look absolutely beautiful. I love your dress!

This made me LOL. I don’t know what it is about “have a crap” that has me laugh-crying but I’m going to use it on the regular from now on. Thanks for that.

Beholden. And TBH I just figured this out for myself. I feel like a dum dum.

I’m in love with this story. I had a run-in with him as well. At the Claremont, NH movie theater of all places. On my 18th birthday. And he is the sweetest most gentle soul. Nothing at all like how he used to be in his partying days (or so I’ve heard from my father). He sang to me and I almost died. Long live Steven…