Every Friday night is either pizza night or calzone night. But we don't order, we make it at home. I feel like I'm being healthier if I do it that way which is just me lying to myself. 1/2 lb of bacon does not = healthy. But it helps that I put veggies on it, right? RIGHT?!?

That would be a solid yes. Tell me your tales, my friend.

Please tell me someone took a picture of it. And then you can upload it to IG so I can laugh, too. This story is everything.

I know, right? This just recently hit me when on Christmas Day I decided to start with a bloody Mary, switched to red wine at lunch, had a few beers with the guys, then had some champagne with my mother and went home to drink white wine. I have never felt so god awful in my entire life. And then it hit me: I'm old and…

I just laughed so hard about you throwing up INTO a palm tree and then directly walking into a glass door. Like, not in a "Hahahaha what a moron" way but in a "I really would love to hang out with this girl" kind of way. Because this is something I would do.

I can't even lie...I wrote a BSB fanfic in high school. I came across it the other day. I was too ashamed to even read it.

We're officially fighting. BSB forever.

Yes, you may absolutely tell her she's a douche nugget. I approve.

We did exactly that. No bridal party and there were absolutely no issues. My other suggestion is this: don't do a seating chart. I didn't bother and just blocked off a few tables for us and our family members and let everyone else decide where they want to sit. That's what ends up happening anyway. I suppose you'd…

LOL I have found that some work, but only at prevention. My mother always told me to start using wrinkle cream when you turn 25. I used them only at night before bed and there aren't any wrinkles on my face as of yet. My neck is another story. But I think that could be classified as a crease more than a wrinkle. Now,…

Yes, actually. I have one on my neck and have had it for about 10 years. From reading all the time. Wrinkle cream does not work. :(

I will preface this story by saying that I started skiing at a very young age. I took lessons every weekend of the winter until I was about 15. Then I was on my own. I had my first knee surgery at the age of 21 after an awful run in with some stairs coming out of a foam party in Mexico. Really classy way to tear your…

I laughed unreasonably hard at "word farts". I'm stealing this. Also, I think I need more sleep.

Good on you, my friend!

I read that as "I'm currently engaged to a" and I was like WAT?!? Why? Leave his ass. I need more coffee.

OMG That face! He looks like he has just had it with winter all ready.

I've dropped mine on several occasions, and while they do dent, it's not really that noticeable.

I've dropped mine on several occasions, and while they do dent, it's not really that noticeable.

And that makes no sense. The last part should say (you, not him).

I HAD A BOUNCE HOUSE AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION! For the kids. Yes, for the kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! One of those types? Why does that not surprise me? And let me guess, it was your fault he couldn't get it up, right? Oh, you poor unfortunate soul (him, not you).