All I can think of whenever I see these rough and tumble men is how BAD they must smell, so you are not alone.

One time at a bar, when I was a visiting my friend, these guys started chatting with us. My bestie was single, so I tried to wingman by talking to the other guy. After a minute he was like“your arms are crossed! Are you mad at me already?” and was all WINK WINK.

bacon stuffed with cheese is always a crowd pleaser.

If sea urchin isn’t fresh, it can have a metallic taste. I’d say that wasn’t the freshest. It should taste sweet, creamy and ocean-y, not fishy or metallic.

uh. brb i have to uh...yeah.

PRAWN HEADS YAAAAAAAAAS

I was definitely laughing AT him. What a maroon. He acted like my 3.5 year old niece trying something new.

I appreciate this gesture!

The sushi thing I can’t make myself love is salmon roe. I know its THEORETICALLY delicious and there are times I’ve been able to eat it, but most of the time I just don’t like it.

Sea urchin is my FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. I think the texture is something people can’t get past, but good sea urchin is absolutely divine. The best thing I have ever eaten in my life was a sea urchin risotto. I never wanted it to end.

UGH I would LOVE to go to Nobu right now and eat all that amazing fish Blake just wasted. Sea urchin and quail egg? FUCK YES. GTFO BLAKE YOU ARE BASIC AF

Yeah, that’s a break-up worthy offense, IMO. It’s about one tick away from legit sexual assault as far as I am concerned.

After once missing my period and having that Not Turn Out As I Hoped, I will never take my painful, messy, horrible periods for granted ever again. I hate them, but its the YAY YOU AREN’T ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED UP party for me every month now! I can’t take hormonal BC at all, so I don’t get to skip my ladytime anyway.…

I cried so hard. It was unbelievably sad, and I don’t recall being quite as wrecked when I read the book. Catriona Balfe deserves an Emmy nom for this episode. Her devastation was total. That scene where she’s cradling the dead baby and Louise comes in? I SOBBED LIKE A SMALL CHILD.

Hamilton is, at the end of the day, a musical. A very good musical. But one that uses hip hop and combines it with musical theater tropes to make it accessible to...well...everyone as it turns out. It is not entirely rapped. There are tons of traditional-ish songs and some rock and some pop. Basically, there is…

oh yeah it was SOO MUCH FUN. Because nothing is more fun than having your birth control fail (surprise!) and then getting suicidally depressed because hormones and then having to research a clinic where they hoover your uterus and then not be able to really talk about it much because people are judgy about it. And…

I was 4 weeks when I found out and terminated at 5. I am a fast mover what can I say? But yeah....if you aren’t late for your period but are having symptoms and test, that puts you at the 4 week mark. So she LITERALLY just found out.

omg sweetheart, I am so sorry. <3 I had an abortion (SUPER EARLY) in December, and I thank my lucky stars every day I had the access and finances to get it. And IT STILL SUCKED, so I can’t imagine what you went through. Big big big hugs. I am glad you recovered okay.

This book changed my life in a fundamental way. Yes, it was probably overlong, but I am not the same person I was when I started reading it. It helped me come to terms with my own abuse and really made me realize how much my own self destructive thought patterns were hurting me and the people around me. I can honestly…

I am not an actor, but I am a writer, and a lot of my lady writer friends are now lying about their age! I am like WUT. And they’re being told by their agents that it “helps” to be “edgy/have a look” aka be fuckable. I am not even having that. Never mind all the “under 30" opportunities, cause you know, young pretty…

YES! omg what even is that accent.