Really. With the exception of Lifehacker and one or two other sub-blogs, clickbait is Gawker Media’s bread & butter. Any of their sites acting all huffy about getting called out on it is hilarious.

I read the rest but I’m still kind of stuck on the toilet paper. This confounded me then and it confounds me now. It’s billed on its website as a “flushable washcloth,” which sounds like something that will clog an ordinary-sized house’s main drain after a while - it does not say it breaks up after flushing.

If that Clickbait filter works, I think my Facebook wall is going to look very different. And in their defense, Gizmodo includes Sploid under its umbrella so the clickbait description is spot on.

Torch is writing for Jezebel now?

Keanu knows that feel, bro.

The Middle East?

Don’t be so down on yourself. I started my IT career with learning how to work a spreadsheet with Lotus 1-2-3 which I know dates me but so does the grey hair.

Don’t forget, though, that Clinton has insider info:

I feel like I’ve read that she got her green card before they married, though. She says she got hers in 2001 and they didn’t get married until 2005. And with the assistance of some extremely able counsel, who knows, she could have qualified for an extraordinary ability green card; the scrutiny of those was much lower…

You know what’s funny? How all of a sudden women feel perfectly safe when they don’t want to wait in line for the women’s restroom and have no problem cutting in front of men to use theirs. I see this all the time (yes, at bars). Can we please be honest for once...? This isn’t about feeling safe, this is about proving…

Literally, nobody is preventing him from peeing. Whether he thinks he is a female or not is irrelevant, he has a penis and I guarantee you he knows how to use it to pee. Oh and guess what, if he really wants to sit down, male bathrooms have toilets too. Problem solved. Relax, his kidneys aren't going to burst.

You can add it to the Quick Access Toolbar. It’s listed under “Commands not in the Ribbon”. If you put it in one of the first 4 spots, you can use Alt+1/2/3/4 to use it.

Alt+E S V enter

Wow you’re like a level 50 internet tough guy now!

I wish they would permanently set the Summer Olympics in Greece (probably not in Athens) at a venue funded and maintained by all participating nations on a negotiated sliding scale.

I’m not over it. And it’s been around 3 years.

Mallard Fillmore was always shitty, but I looked it up just to see what today’s was. It’s worse than a Facebook meme.