You’re old fashioned.

I COULD GET A BIG CHECK.

Well he wouldn’t have gone pro in football, he let it so there was too many openings and the other team got a nice play in.

He could go far.

I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???

I’m sorry. Maybe they changed in the twelve years I haven’t lived in mitten but I distinctly remember the UP having their own wrestling championships, track for the 3 people who could dig their ass out of the snow, probably basketball but inbreed swedes can’t play basketball so who cares. But the teacher in Wisconsin…

Seriously, get outta here with this garbage. Terrible kinja.

Who puts their actual job title and location on a blog post? its 2015..

For best results, find a local band* you dig...

“Neither person had visible injuries,”...

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

Least his boner isn’t deflated LOL

As a former diehard Patriots (and NFL in general) fan who swore off the NFL after watching that shitdick Goodell take us all for fools last fall, then seeing Kraft go on national television and embarassingly shill for him, I fucking love this schadenfreude.

I can honestly say that I have cheated in GTA Online, and my reasoning is because high ranking people who transferred their characters over to PC from the console versions absolutely LOVE to make everyone else miserable by killing them over and over while in their armored vehicles. Cheating is my way of not allowing…