I actually worked for the Sheriff’s Office in my town.

Yes eventually it became clear he was a paying guest but he stubbornly remained black.

I really don’t know what they thought they accomplished with The Great Greying — Tomato still runs amuck, apparently, and meanwhile Kinja notifications across all the sites have been borked for weeks now....

If you haven’t read the history of the state of Oregon, it is an eye-opener! 

Well he’s obviously not going to take a jump shot.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

what are you, some kind of commie?

I thought host cities were traditionally chosen on the basis of where Matt Lauer sees himself wanting to grope the local population in 4-8 years.

Here is my approach.

Whoa, kinda feel like the whole "Lewan threatened to rape a victim" thing needed to be higher up... 

And they still don’t get it.

I’m sure there are hundreds of lawyers banging on his door to represent him in exchange for one-third of the huge, eventual settlement.

Also how they respond to criticism. The Catholic Church gets shit written about them all the time. Jez ran a bunch of stories criticizing the Pope a few years ago. I don’t the Pope’s lawyer immediately demanded Jez remove the story. 

hard to do a “Weekend at Bernie’s” when you ran the body through a woodchipper and fed it to some hogs.

With just 4 questions in a comment section, you have already put more thought into this than Betsy DeVos.

SCIENTOLOGY: THIS.

These people are nuts. As Mike Rinder said “The difference between a cult and a religion is what happens to you when you try to leave.”

The fact that they deny claims that are so easily provable is laughable.

Everyone, stop freaking out. She’s not missing. She’s simply locked in a windowless dungeon, chained to a wall.

How much time and money and effort are they spending on all this, when they could just trot her out for a five-minute live press conference/statement saying, “See? I’m fine. Now leave me alone.” It’s almost like she’s not alive or something...