I bet Gruden decided that Macks insistence that he be paid made him a spoiled prima donna and told the front office that they should trade him, even if they found a way to afford Macks salary because Gruden has no time for spoiled glory boys like Mack. He’ll take 100 losers willing to play for peanuts over any highly p…

He was an opportunistic parasite, he took his time and instead of speaking about Aretha, he decided nah, I’m gonna make this all about me.

That just changes the presidential race, it won’t affect congress.

10.25 and suddenly customers don’t think they need to tip, what cheap fucks. That’s still not a liveable wage. It blows my mind that so many people in the US are paid so little, and no one wants to do anything about it.

I didn’t realise that so many Jags fans were literate.

Gee, I wonder why Matt Lauers old show would not want to pursue this story?

Often that is true, the major exception is John Oliver.

Ok, so then why Faith Hill?

The Edison comparison is fitting given that the true genius of that era was Tesla. Musk is a worm compared to my man Nikola.

It’s night in London, so if you subscribe to the victorian notion that London is the centre of the world, you can start drinking much earlier than that.

James Corden is desperate to become Fallon.

Look, if Cuomo loses the corruption in NY immediately drops by the several percentage points. Nixon may need time to figure out how to achieve her agenda, but she’s not going to actively screw anyone over in the meantime.

If only they’d known that Obama would be the democratic nominee. There’s no way the tea party voters were ever going to vote for him, McCain had that demographic locked in the second Obama won the nomination.

Maybe they told you it was because Palin was “hot” but let’s be real, they did not want to vote for the black man.

There’s also Rick Snyder, the asshole who won’t do anything about Flint. I hope people throw their garbage at him, all due respect to Aretha, but this man should not be welcome to any black event.

It would be interesting to find out who decided on the list of singers and speakers. Maybe it was Aretha? Though I guess it would be strange of her to plan her funeral but not write a will. But I am also curious how Ariana Grande got on the list. She’s talented, but she’s a pop star, I don’t think she’s ever done soul …

He definitely has the charisma to play a king who united Hawaii to fight as one.

One time my cousin left some meat in an esky that sat in a corner of his shed for 3 months before he went to use it again, that’s Ted. Once you open the lid and gaze upon the contents, you’ll be scarred for life.

Good coaches who know that you get your best out of a player with respect do not take jobs with teams like the Browns.

Well if she is an asshole, why is there absolutely no proof? Not a single former employee or co-worker has bitched about her to the press. Either she has blackmail material on every person she meets, or she’s a nice person.